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  • What I said: Watch this show it's really good
  • What I meant: For the love of God please watch this I need friends who understand my pain I need someone to talk about it with that hasn't heard all my opinions a billion times please I am begging you
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the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

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queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana
theoreticaldolphin fake-mermaid

sharpslut:

i wish people had crushes on me 

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soya-milk:

yuzees:

bm-z:


The family on the wedding day 5/24/14 

I don’t usually post this shit but they all look so beautiful I had to

legit

If you don’t want to be a kardashian ur lying
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